
My single favorite haircut of all time WITHOUT QUESTION...what the fuck was anyone who sported this piece of shit-do thinking...the reinforced hair walls on either side of the head give the top of the scalp a bowl like function used most commonly to place fruits, nuts and carbs in for 7* seagulls to actually flock to...how come the hardworking, slaving-away, "day light come and me want to go home" people didn't rock this unreal hairstyle. It would have made carrying those pineapple's on their weary noggins a hell of a lot easier.
* 7 seagulls constitutes a flock...fun fact** motherfuckers!
** Although this fascinating piece of knowledge may be exactly what the fun doctor ordered, it is in no way, shape, or form factual...
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