My heart currently bleeds for Mel Gibson. The son of a bitch lost 450 million goddamn dollars to his hoe bag wife...approx. half of his 900 million dollar fortune. First of all who the hell fucking knew that Mel had almost a billion dollar fortune. That's absolutely absurd to think about. The asshole who did "What Women Want" (which is a guilty pleasure of mine, I openly admit) is a real life billionaire? No wonder his wife couldn't take his bullshit anymore. When you're a billionaire, that should be you're answer to fucking everything. "Mel, do the goddamn dishes", "Fuck yourself honey, I'll piss on your piece of shit dishes. Haven't you heard...I'm a fucking billionaire." "Mel, titty fuck me please?" "Fuck yourself honey, I'll piss on your piece of shit tits. You can rub a doughy rolling pin between those mosquito bites for all I care, because Mel Gibson doesn't have to stick his dick anywhere. Haven't you heard...I'm a fucking billionaire."
Even though he may be the biggest douchebag ever, it still blows that he has to part ways with half of his hard earned money. Plus, she shit out a boat load of kids for him to support. Her vagina was walked out of more than Apocalypto. Her snatch lips look like an old fashioned 7 - 10 split...And coincidentally probably need to be sprayed with bowling shoe antiseptic each time before penile penetration. I feel like everytime you go to bang her, an old grumpy bastard in a scally cap pulls her vagina from a cubby and hands it to you over a dirty counter, with the size 12 labeled on the clit and wishes you "good luck" with a clever "set 'em up and knock, 'em down kid..."
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