I went slumming last night, and ended up with an absolute pig in my bed. She reeked of garlic and sins. I'm 57% sure that she was a full fledged whore, and I accidentally put my pee pee in her pooper with no rubber on...That is why I'm sitting in a Free Clinic getting tested for EVERYTHING...I'm a little worried, considering her vagina looked like a Jeep Wrangler's profile shot...No door at all. Just an open aired hazard accident waiting to happen...and my shlong was the ever popular "roll bar"...But don't get me wrong this was no day at the beach...She was loose as a goose.
I'm pretty sure she was truly disgusting, and may or may not have been born at a strip club...while her mother was in the middle of a dance...
And as long as we're talking theories...I also think that she was potentially the first baby ever to be birthed out of an asshole instead of a vagina...At least we know she doesn't always look to take the easy way out...
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