The Penis Brothers

I'd like to "teenie" bop these three freakishly adorable assholes over their overpaid heads with a brand new sledgehammer. Everything about them screams "anal experimentation. I realize that there are several sex "rules" out there in the world today. Steve Stiffler once told us of the zip code rule (how cheating on your girlfriend doesn't count if you are in a different postal code location.) And ladies, If you wake up and can't remember the hardcore hammering you took the night before because of the 15 oatmeal cookie shots you tossed down your throat instead of dinner, then it never actually happened. BUT NO WHERE is the rule stated that having sex with your brother is OKAY, because you're in the same band. Sibling rivalry should be starting over a Nintendo controller or the last slice of bavarian cream pie...NOT over your twin's throbbing dank piece...But seriously guys, congratulations on being the first band in history who would rather play each other's instruments than your own...